Dabbler to attend Fashion Week event!

 

This just in: the very unfashionable Dabbler has somehow managed to get invited to a "must-attend" LA Fashion Week event, the runway show for Rock & Republic jeans.* How on earth did this happen? Ivy, could you please tell the Dabbler what to wear? Help!

The after party will feature tunes spun by "famed" DJ AM (which means the incredible shrinking Nicole Richie shouldn't be far behind), and is sponsored by the likes of Absolut Vodka, Nars, Game Boy and Porsche.* God I hope there's a Boxster in the goodie bag...

*Both "must-attend" and "famed" status designated humbly by unbiased B|W|R Public Relations, in their press release for the event.