Naming Opportunity
We have been approved by the SOAR Animal Rescue organization to adopt the puppy soon-to-possibly-be-formerly-known-as-'Bandit'. Olive and I have spoken spoken extensively, but both of us are stumped as to what we might name our new family member. Can you help? Please post your ideas. Remember, Bandit is a boy, and half Dachshund, half Chihuahua.
Here's another photo so you can have a visual aid as you brainstorm names:
posted by The Dabbler | 3/26/2006
15 Comments:
Jack White. or Meg White.
(White Stripe - get it!?)
I said it once (twice?) and I'll say it again - GOMEZ. The dog is TOTALLY a GOMEZ!
You should not name dog "lifesaver". You should name dog "shithead".
God, what a great movie "The Jerk" was...
Mike. Give it a human name. It always weirds people out, which is worth a ton.
I consulted my psychic and these are the only five names you should consider:
Ferris
Cy
Gordon
Peter
Ishmael
You gotta name it Neil.
Roebling.
The Roebling brothers were the designers of the Brooklyn Bridge, vital figures in the history of building and of our country. Also, it's not a human name, so it won't weird anyone out. It's historical, so you'll seem smart if anyone gets it, but it's slightly obscure so LA denizens will have little clue and therefore you'll be able to give them a quick lesson on our country's architectural history and therefore seem smart.
Roebling. Say it a few times. It's a winner.
human first name, that is.
Is "Feces Machine" too literal?
I'm thinking Isaac, Zeke or Izzy sounds about right. Yeah, I like that.
How about Buster, Hermano (which means 'brother', I recently learned) or Anyung? But definitely not George Michael or GOB.
what about...
-noodle
-frito (bandito)
-fredo
-auggie
-scooter
-hoover
-paco
-hector
-oscar
I was going to say Frederick, which fits in nicely with fredo. Also feel moved by Caper.
how about pimento!!
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW what a cute little pooch! I've got something in common with you... ahahhahahhahhahahah
cheers.
Rob.
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